Lady Lumps

My neighbor Alisha gave me the best gift ever (sorry to anyone who has ever given me anything but its true). She gave me breast cancer, literally. Ok, well not so literally. Her mother suffered with stage 4 breast cancer for many years and became a teacher for breast cancer awareness. Alisha told her mom about my obsession and her mother sent her this gift to give me. I got a breast model with two lumps in it. One lump can easily be felt and another lump represents one that could only be found with a mammogram. It is amazing. I am going to keep it in my purse all the time and whip it out to show everyone what a lump would feel like. I can't wait to show my mom and my sisters. I think this just finishes off the breast cancer paraphernalia drawer. Thats no joke either. I really do have a drawer in the kitchen dedicated to all my breast cancer stuff. I should take a picture of that too. Ladies, look forward to seeing me next because you will get a little lesson on breast lumps!

Blacklisted

I love what I like and I hate what I don't like. When someone, something, or someplace bothers or offends me in anyway, they are blacklisted. I literally will not visit again. For instance, I LOVE Noodles and Co. and I hate Zupas. Some other places that are part of said status include: Krispy Kreme, Tomassos Italian Ice, T-Mobile operator 172, Dairy Queen in Provo, Elementary school, and Costa Vida.

My biggest hatred however, is with Zupas. You could not pay me to go in there. They have horrible service, a stupid name, and they wont sell you what you want to eat. I would call them douche bags but my mom would get mad. And whats with Tomassos upping their prices. A delicious ice cream cone used to be $2.00 exactly, with tax. It was perfect and easy. Now its 39 cents more. Man I hate greedy lame-o people.

I guess you guys all know what topics not to bring up anymore. I dont want to talk about these places almost as much as I will never go to again. I could use a steak though if anyone wants to bring up where I should go to get one.

Left Out

I dont want my family to feel left out of the love loop so here is a quick thought about the people that have to love me forever

Jaimee: she took me everywhere with her when I was a baby doll and carried me out of my baptism

Jen: its amazing how she can make me tell her stuff - I guess thats why she gets paid for that kind of stuff

Heidi: one word - heidilicoius. yeah I just made that up but I think it explains it all from always knowing what new and hip to her fantastic dancing abilities

Lindsay: she made me an aunt. I used to not talk to her because I was so afraid of her not liking me but now I think she is the shiz and she does like me!

Joshy: takes my garbage out, drives me around, always offers to make me broccoli, and did not marry skinny B

Dad: whenever he answers the phone he always acts like I am a solicitor and says I will have to call again later

Momma: she still tucks me in at night and I'm 22 years old. She makes me whatever I am craving and I think she even likes doing it. I might be wrong about that but she certainly acts like doting on me is the best thing in the world

ode to The Blogger and others

I dont know if any of you noticed that my blog was wack last week but that was definitely my doing. However, dear Kyle (my BFF Laura's husband) fixed it for me... again! If you guys dont know Laura and Kyle, you should. They are blogging experts and they can make anything and it will always be delicious. Plus I have known Laura since 4th grade so she has all the dirt on me if you need it.

I do have other friends too and I would like to take a moment to talk about them. I think its mostly my fam that reads this junk so here are some highlights about some other people I love and why I love them - because I'm sure you're sitting on the edge of your seats waiting to read this.

Ashton: all that needs to be said is fffffffffffffff (no one will understand that)

Jessica: we can read each others thoughts and she is the most discrete and pretty nerd I know

Heather: we kind of live parallel love lives and she loves dipping sauces

Leslie: she listents to me and she gets me but the best part is that I dont freak her out with my voyeuristic tendancies

Lani: knows everything and is the youngest grown up out there

Sarah: is Josie Geller but without the unfortunate appearance. what I mean by that is she is a phenomenal writer and works for the newspaper

Corey: he walks with his left shoulder slightly lower than his right and out of all these people he might know me the best

Rich: is newly married but promises to still like me even though I am now a "single friend"

2008: Year of the....

What will this year bring? I dont know but I could really use a good time. The last year really sucked. Well basically summer of 06 and Dec. 06-Sept. 07. I can't even begin to explain how bad it was. I would rather cut off my favorite finger (the left hand pinky) than re-live some of those days. But somehow I got through it alive and sane. How that happened, I dont know. I am just really feeling a good year coming on. I mean I am starting it out with Tylenol PM, cough medicine, and lots of blankets. Guess I can't ask for more than a good nights sleep.

I better get at least one new baby in my life (sisters, that means you!) and one sibling married. I dont think that is too much to ask for people. As for me and what I want, well that is for me to know and no one to find out. A friend inspired me to make a list of predictions. I think I am goint to try that for the first time. My first prediction is that I forget all my predictions come March. Happy New Year!

Make-shift Temple Square Visit

Sweet Jessica dragged us to a wedding reception in Taylorsville last weekend so her payment to us was a stop at Temple Square. Well we timed it just right and got into downtown at the exact same time as the MoTab Christmas concert got out. Yep, it took us 40 minutes to get from West High to the Temple. To keep myself entertained, I rolled down my window to talk to the people that had been stuck next to us for some time. Their window was down so I felt like I had the right to talk to them. I asked them if they were on a date and Corey and Jessica got embarrassed so they rolled my window up and put the child lock on. Mean. By the time we finally got to Temple Square it was about 10:00pm and 20 degrees.

This is why it became a make-shift visit. We were too cold to see more than a tree or two and then we ran back to the car. But don't worry we had time to snap this gorgeous picture for everyone. On our way home we stopped at delicious Crown Burger to help warm ourselves up. All in all, good trip I suppose. Oh, and momma I get to see you in 3 days!

I guess I have some anxiety about teaching

I am studying History Teaching at BYU and just finished my practicum hours at Oak Canyon Junior High. I was in my dream setting: 7th grade Utah History! No I am not crazy and yes I WANT to teach 7th grade. Moving on. I decided to do an internship rather than student teaching which means I dont have a mentor teacher and I am thrown into the lions den with my own class, having to come up with my own set of rules, and making my own assignments. All of this without a single day by myself in a classroom. I worry daily about how to start my year. What do I say on the first day, how do I introduce myself, are the kids going to hate me right off? What makes my situation worse is that I have never really felt adequate in my capabilities of teaching and content knowledge. I think my dream, I mean NIGHTMARE, is proof of this. Here is what filled my subconscious mind the other night:

It was my first day of teaching and I was assigned to Oak Canyon. I was happy with this because I was familiar with the school and had spent a lot of time there. My classroom was quite nice, except for a giant pillar in the middle of the room. I also had two huge french doors draped in lace that served as the door to my classroom. That was strange. Things were going along fine, especially after I told the students we were going to be dancing in my class and pointed to a huge pile of blue dancing shoes. They were pretty excited. I continued to introduce the course until my cell phone started ringing. It was Mom. Of course I answered it because that is the logical thing today when you are in the middle of teaching a class. I completed zoned out from my students and spent the next who-knows-how-long chatting it up with Sister Belnap. When I got off the phone with her and looked back at my students I realized 3/4 of them were gone! The class was empty except for the sporadically placed student that didn't desert me. I started getting frustrated and confused. Non of my students would answer me when I asked where everyone went. I felt like the teacher on The Christmas Story who wanted to know why Flick didn't come back from recess. Finally after using fear (telling them that their final exam at the end of the class would determine their final grade) to get it out of my students. One girl on the front row told me where they went: to 7-11. I looked out the window and miraculously could see the 7-11 and all my students lined up outside. My biggest worry was that they had to cross the McHuge 6 lane road. I couldn't leave my class to go get them because I feared my remaining students would also leave. The Principal later came walking across the highway with my students, shut my french doors, and locked me in with the kids so they couldn't leave again. Then I heard some PCD waking me up with Buttons. Wew.

When I told this story to my teaching methods class the next day they all thought I was crazy and one blurted out, "Someone is a little insecure about teaching." Yeah no duh Sherlock. Shut up and leave me alone because that isn't going to help me. Ahh. I want to die or at least fast forward my life two years.

Shout Out

I just wanted to give a shout out to My Slut: Hannah Simmons Watkins. Hannah just got engaged and I couldn't be happier for her. She has been dating Tobey for three-freaking-years and they are getting married next summer! I love Hannah probably more than she knows (or is legal). I am glad that we finally got over hating each other and found the love. Thats all folks. I am just really, really happy. And if any of you know Hannah, you should totally get the story on the proposal, it was amazing!

This is Hannah and I when we were 17 at dear old Davis High

Just another manic Sunday

I have been so busy today. So busy, I could scarcely enjoy my sabbath. Its only noon and look how busy I have been. Good thing church isn't until 1pm.

I got up at 9:30am
brushed my teethies
checked the weather online
checked the weather outside (aka I opened my blinds)
filled out some teaching reports while in bed under the covers
talked to my momma on the phone
organized my socks by color
perused my coats to base my outfit off of
checked postsecret
checked the snow report for skiing
did some really amazing blogging

So for the slow minded that didn't catch my little joke that I have wasted all my time this morning, I am sorry you are that dumb. I hate church at 1 o'clock. Who invented that? Its those darn Mormons I tell ya. I sit ... around ... all ... morning ... just waiting for church to arrive. It takes forever. There is no sense in being productive in those hours because you would have to interrupt it with getting ready and being lazy. Boo waiting for church unless someone comes up with a better alternative than the hectic list I just provided.